Halloween Sayings | halloween quotes | halloween quotes and sayings

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   Blood donors needed.  See the Count.
   
   
   
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   Free Broom Rides
   
   
   
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   Broom Parking -  5 cents
   
   
   
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   Carve out some good times!  (with carved pumpkin)
   
   
   
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   Come as you aren't!
   
   
   
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   Forget the ghosts . . . beware of me!
   
   
   
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   Ghosts have real spirit.
   
   
   
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   Ghostly Greetings (on welcoming door sign)
   
   
   
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   Halloween is a real treat.
   
   
   
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    Just hanging out with my ghoul friends.
    
    
    
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    Remember the gh'oul times!
    
    
    
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    Time for a coffin break.
    
    
    
13. 
    
    It's Hallo-scream!
    
    
    
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    Have a spooktakular good time.
    
    
    
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    Have a frightfully spooky Halloween.
    
    
    
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    Have a fang-tastic night.
    
    
    
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    Have a bootiful Halloween.
    
    
    
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    Have a beary scary Halloween.  (with bear)
    
    
    
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    I boo believe in ghosts!  I boo, I boo, I boo!
    
    
    
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    You are bootiful.
    
    
    
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    Ghoulia Child cooks here.
    
    
    
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    I love being witchy
    
    
    
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    Which witch are you?
    
    
    
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    Don't be a scaredy cat.
    
    
    
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    Gone haunting.  Will return at midnight.
    
    
    
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    I can’t stop falling in love with brew.
    
    
    
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    I witch you a Happy Halloween.
    
    
    
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    Trick or Treat. Smell my feet. Give me something good to eat.
    
    
    
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    Trick or Treat. Be so sweet. Give me something good to eat.
    
    
    
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    Trick or Treat! Give me something good to eat. Give me candy. Give me cake. Give me something sweet to take!
    
    
    
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    The most difficult Halloween trick is to get the treats and the kids to come out even.
    
    
    
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    Happy Haunting!
    
    
    
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    Sit for a spell and have some brew.
    
    
    
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    Hang around for a spell.  (with a witch's cauldron)
    
    
    
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    Stop in for a spell. (yard sign)
    
    
    
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    Come in for a spell.  (welcoming sign)
    
    
    
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    Come in for a bite.
    
    
    
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    Mind your mummy.
    
    
    
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    I want my mummy.  (put with little mummy)
    
    
    
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    Fresh spider cider. (put on a cauldron with spider on rim).
    
    
    
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    Witches brew is good for you, sit for a spell, let yourself jell, and drink a lot from my pot.
    
    
    
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    May our best witches go with you.
    
    
    
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    Mummy's little monster (on a child's t-shirt or under child's picture)
    
    
    
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    You're so boooo-tiful!
    
    
    
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    That's witchful thinking.
    
    
    
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    Welcome. The witch is in.  ("in" can flip flop with "out")
    
    
    
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    Free broom with flying lessons.
    
    
    
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    Fangs for the memories and nightmares!
    
    
    
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    Bugs and Hisses to you! (with spiders, bugs & snakes)
    
    
    
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    My other car is a broom.  (good bumper sticker)
    
    
    
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    Living in a nudist colony takes the fun out of Halloween.
    
    
    
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    Are you a good witch or are you a bad witch?
    
    
    
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    Spooktacular booquets sold here. Free delivery.
    
    
    
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    Off we go a-haunting. . .
    
    
    
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    I'm too cute to spook. (on a child's t-shirt with cute ghost pic or under a pic of child in costume or on costume or treat bag)
    
    
    
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    I only spook when spooken to.
    
    
    
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    Have some boo bites.  (put with Halloween candy dish)
    
    
    
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    Boooo spooken here.
    
    
    
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    If the broom fits, fly it.
    
    
    
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    Booooooo tooooo yooooooooo!!!!!
    
    
    
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    Demons are a ghoul's best friend.
    
    
    
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    Please park all brooms at the door.
    
    
    
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    It's the season for Halloween howls and pump grins.
    
    
    
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    What a ghastly ghost!
    
    
    
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    Caution!  Ghost Crossing
    
    
    
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    Caution!  Witch Crossing
    
    
    
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    Caution!  Goblin Crossing
    
    
    
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    Caution!  Skeleton Crossing
    
    
    
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    Caution!  Monster Crossing
    
    
    
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    Caution!  Black Cat Crossing
    
    
    
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    Caution!  Low flying bats
    
    
    
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    I'm a pleasingly plump pumpkin. (with big round pumpkin)
    
    
    
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    Wipe that pump grin off your face!  (put with grinning jack-o-lantern)
    
    
    
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    Take a fright turn into the fright zone.
    
    
    
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    Fright turn  (directional yard sign)
    
    
    
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    The graveyard shift is best.  No bones about it! (with skeletons)
    
    
    
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    Happy Halloween whatever you are!
    
    
    
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    Jack-o-lanterns are on the cutting edge. (with carved pumpkins)
    
    
    
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    The littlest pumpkins have the biggest grins.  (with row of small grinning pumpkins)
    
    
    
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    Boo to you from our crew.
    
    
    
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    Scarecrows are too cute to scare.
    
    
    
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    I'm too cute to scare.  (sign on scarecrow or child's Halloween costume)
    
    
    
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    Old witch Mary, quite contrary,
    How does your garden grow?
    With moss and slime,
    and poisonous vine,
    and toadstools all in a row.
    
    
    
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    Three witches for you!  (with three little witches)
    
    
    
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    Practice safe hex. (with witch)
    
    
    
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    Hugs & Kisses 5 cents
    Bugs & Hisses 10 cents
    
    
    
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    Be the ghostess with the mostess.
    
    
    
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    Witch Parking
    All others will be toad!
    
    
    
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    RE-POSSESSED!
    Haunted House For Sale
    Inquire within.
    Surrealestate, Inc.
    Ima Gool, Agent  (yard sign)
    
    
    
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    Bats all folks!
    
    
    
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    Skeleton Talk
    by shirleyt
    One skeleton said to the other,
    "I have a bone to pick with you!"
    And the old one said, "Not now.
    My joints go out more than I do!"
    . . . and they laughed humerously.
    
    
    
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    Eat, drink and be scary.
    
    
    
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    Bat Wing Soup
    Now being served.
    
    
    
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    Join us at the ghost post.
    
    
    
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    If you want a tasty sweet. . .
    Be sure to holler trick or treat!
    
    
    
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    Missing
    One Weird Thing
    Please don't bring it back!
    
    
    
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    Used Coffin For Sale
    Over 400 years old
    Ask for Drac!
    
    
    
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    Wicked Witches Convention Tonight!
    
    
    
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    Spooky Stew Sale
    All natural living ingredients.
    We deliver after midnight!
    
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halloween wishes | Halloween Quotes, Halloween Jokes and Halloween Sayings for All Hallows Eve Parties

Going to a Halloween Party and need some lame jokes? Funny Halloween quotes and sayings are popular this week as All Hallows' Eve gets underway. Have some of these jokes ready and waiting on note cards, and be the life of the party this Halloween.

Perhaps the best Halloween quote of all comes from The Huffington Post, "Halloween Is The Second Highest Grossing Commercial Holiday After Christmas. What used to be just a singular holiday with minimal things to purchase has turned into an entire "Halloween Season." Between decorative lights and lawn ornaments, elaborate costumes and loads of candy, the average American spends a pretty penny on this fall holiday."

Funny Halloween Quotes and Sayings

"I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween." – Unknown Author
"There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin." – Linus from 'It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown'
"Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special." – Chris Rock
"Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night." – Steve Almond
"On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me." – Rodney Dangerfield
"This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him." – Conan O'Brien
"Just like a ghost, you've been a-hauntin' my dreams, So I'll propose on Halloween. Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you." – The Classics IV
"Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting." – Lorna Luft
"They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny. That made me the coolest aunt on earth." – Tina Yothers
"Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween everyday." – Gwen Stefani

Scary and Creepy Halloween Quotes

"Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble." – William Shakespeare
"Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble." – Shakespeare's 'Macbeth'
"From ghoulies and ghosties And long-leggedy beasties And things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!" – Scottish Saying
"Bring forth the raisins and the nuts- Tonight All-Hallows' Specter struts Along the moonlit way." – John Kendrick Bangs
"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain." – J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
"My candle was nearly burnt out, when, by the glimmer of the half-extinguished light, I saw the dull yellow eye of the creature open..." – Mary Shelley, Frankenstein

Funny Halloween Jokes

Q. What do the skeletons say be for eating? A. Bone appetite
Q. What happens when two vampires meet? A. It was love at first bite!
Q. What's a Vampire's least favorite song? A. Another one bites the dust!
Q. Why was the mummy so tense? A. Because he was all wound up.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? A. He didn't have the guts.
Q. What do you call two spiders that just got married? A. Newlywebbed
Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road? A. To go to the body shop.
Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective? A. Sherlock Moans.

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Ur life may always be happiness' claim;
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like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
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As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy diwali.
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Laxmi Aayegi Itni Ki Sab Jagah Naam Hoga,
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Ghar Pariwar Samaj Me Banoge Sartaj,
Yehi Kamna Hai Hamari Aap Ke Liye
Diwali Ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye
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Deep Jalte Jagmagate Rahe,
Hum Aapko Aap Hame Yaad Aate Rahe,
Jab Tak Zindagi Hai, Dua Hai Hamari
Aap Chand Ki Tarah Jagmagate Rahe.
"Happy Diwali"
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Khub Meete Meete Pakwan Khaye,
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Aap Us Se Bhi Upar Jaye,
Diwali Par Hamari Yahi Hai Shubhkamnaye
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Roshan Ho Deepak Sara Jag Jagmagaye,
Liye Sath Sita Maiyya Ko Ram Jee Hain Aaye,
Har Shahar Yu Lage Mano Ayodhya Ho
Aao, Har Dwar Har Gali Har Mod Pe Hum Deep Jalaye. Happy Diwali
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Dinodin Badhta Jaye Apka Karobar, Pariwar Me Bana Rahe Sneh Aur Pyar, Hoti Rahe Sada Apar Dhanki Bochar, Aisa Ho Apka DHANTERAS Ka Tyohar. HAPPY DHANTERAS
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Diwali Aa Rahi Hai,
Mai Apna Mann Sirf
Puja
Archana
Aarti
Shradha
Bhawana Me H Lagana
Chahta Hu
Apke Pados Me Koi
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Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naa
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Khushian ho overflow,masti kabhi na ho low,dosti ka surur chaya rahe,dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar, aisa aaye aapke liye DIWALI KA TYOHAR
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Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen. Happy deepawali
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maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho
har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho
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