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Teacher- Ladki ka paryavachi batao. Boy- Maal. Teacher- Wo kaise? Boy- Shashtron me likha hai ladki laxmi ka roop hoti hai, aur laxmi matlab Maal.
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Ek chor chori karne ek ghar me ghusa:


Malik-Kaun hai..??
Chor-Miyaau
Malik-Kaun hai..??
Chor-Miyaau
Malik-Kaun hai..??
Chor-Saale billi hun billi.....!!
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Man: Doctor my wife recently has lost her voice. What should I do to help her to get it back?
Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the morning.
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Pati ke marane ke 2re din
patni ne paper me advtz diya
mere pati ki antim
yatra me aane ke liye
sub ko thanks.
Kavita
(Age-32, Hight- 5ft 2inch,
Rang-Gora, NO-Child)
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Santa sabji lene gya.
Sabji wala sbji pr pani chidk rha tha.
Santa intzar krta rha,
Jb kafi der ho gai to bola:-Agar ineh hosh aa gya ho to 1 kilo tol de...
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Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai. 


Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.
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if a girl get 98% mark her response,
kamina 2 mark or de deta to uska kya jata tha,
if boy gets 35% mark he says:
check karne wala farishta tha yaar:-)
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Dr.Ab tum bilkul thik ho gaye ho phir b kyo dar rahe ho?
Mariz: Ji, Jis gadi se mera accident hua tha uspe likha tha 'phir milenge'
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Teacher to boy:


1 taraf paisa,
1 taraf dimag


Kya hoga?


boy: paisa


teacher:galat, agar main hoti to dimag leti


boy: jiske pas jo nahi vo wahi leta he
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Cute prayer Child:god:Plz i don't want 3rd world war 
God:Y? u luv ur country so much?
Child -No God i am weak in history i can't study another war..:-(:-)..
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Top 10 Sweet Love Quotes

Top 10 Sweet Love Quotes

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Franklin P. Jones

Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.

Erica Jong

1942-, American Author

Love (understood as the desire of good for another) is in fact so unnatural a phenomenon that it can scarcely repeat itself, the soul being unable to become virgin again and not having energy enough to cast itself out again into the ocean of another's soul.

James Joyce

1882-1941, Irish Author

Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never... never forget it.

Curtis Judalet

Where love rules, there is no will to power; where power predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other.

Carl Jung

1875-1961, Swiss Psychiatrist

Love in marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful dream, and not, as it too often is, the end.

Alphonse Karr

How sweet it is to love, and to be dissolved, and as it were to bathe myself in thy love.

Thomas p Kempis

1379-1471, German Monk, Mystic, Religious Writer

Love feels no burden, regards not labors, strives toward more than it attains, argues not of impossibility, since it believes that it may and can do all things. Therefore it avails for all things, and fulfils and accomplishes much where one not a lover falls and lies helpless.

Thomas p Kempis

1379-1471, German Monk, Mystic, Religious Writer

Love feels no burden, thinks nothing of trouble, attempts what is above its strength.... It is therefore able to undertake all things, and it completes many things, and warrants them to take effect, where he who does not love would faint and lie down.

Thomas p Kempis

1379-1471, German Monk, Mystic, Religious Writer

Love is swift, sincere, pious, joyful, generous, strong, patient, faithful, prudent, long-suffering, courageous, and never seeking its own; for wheresoever a person seeketh his own, there he falleth from love.

Thomas p Kempis

1379-1471, German Monk, Mystic, Religious Writer

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rakshabandhan 2010 sms, raksha bandhan messages, happy raksha bandhan : Rakhi (raksha bandhan) is basically a sacred thread of protection embellished with the love and affection of a sister for her brother. This day is also known as Raksha Bandhan and celebrated on the full moon day of the Hindu month of Shravana in India. This frail of thread of Rakhi (raksha bandhan) is considered as stronger than iron chains as it binds the most beautiful relationship in an inseparable bond of love and trust. Rakhi festival also has a social significance because it underlines the notion that everybody should live in harmonious coexistence with each other. People are also searching with these tags raksha bandhan sayings, rakhi greetings messages, raksha bandhan quotes in hindi, raksha bandhan 2010 sms, raksha bandhan messages, raksha bandhan sms in hindi, rakhi sms in hindi, hindi rakhi sms, raksha bandhan 2010 sms in hindi, Raksha Bandhan Scraps, Raksha Bandhan Greetings, English Raksha Bandhan sms, Hindi SMS 2010 for Raksha Bandhan.

Messages For Raksha Bandhan 2010

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Sister is someone who is caring and sharing.
Sister can understand things you never said.
She can understand pain,
which is not visible to anyone.
I love my sister.
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Sky is blue, feel this hue,
my love is for you Bhaiya…always true.
Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan!!!!
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Holi is colourful,
Deewali is lightful and brightful,
Rakhi has made our relationship POWERFUL.
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Near of far wherever u r,
My best wishes r with U,
Tum jiyo hazaron saal,
May success & joy be yours every day,
Yehi hai meri wish dil se!
“Happy Raksha Bandhan”
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Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
To my extremely lovable brother
just kidding as always
“Happy Raksha Bandhan”
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Raksha Bandhan (रक्षाबंधन the bond of protection in Hindi, Punjabi, Oriya, Assamese, Gujarati,Telugu and many other Indian languages) is a Hindu festival, which celebrates the relationship between brothers and sisters. It is celebrated on the full moon of the month of Shraavana (Shravan Poornima)

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Raksha Bandhan Scraps, Raksha Bandhan Greetings, Raksha Bandhan Hindi SMS 2010 – Raksha Bandhan or Rakhi is known for the holy bond of protection is the festival is marked by the tying of a rakhi, or holy thread by the sister on the wrist of her brother. On this Raksha Bandhan festival The brother in return offers a gift to his sister and vows to look after her as she presents sweets to her brother. The brother and sister traditionally feed one another sweets.

The story of Rani Karnavati of Chittor and Mughal Emperor Humayun is the most significant evidence of this in history. During the medieval era, around the 15th century, there were many wars between the Rajputs, Mughals and Sultans. Rakhi at that time meant a spiritual binding and the protection of sisters was foremost.

When Rani Karnavati, the widowed queen of the king of Chittor realised that she could in no way defend the invasion of the Sultan of Gujarat, Bahadur Shah, she sent a rakhi to Emperor Humayun. The Emperor was so touched by the gesture, that he abandoned an ongoing military campaign to ride to her rescue.Send Free SMS

Rakhi SMS and Raksha bandhan Messages / you can also check raksha bandhan sms in hindi here

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 Rakhi SMS Greetings For Brother

Near or far wherever u r,

My best wishes r with U,

Tum jiyo hazaron saal,

May success & joy be yours everyday,

Yehi hai meri wish dil se!

“Happy Raksha Bandhan 2010”

God could not take care for the whole world

so he has given mothers to each family.

In the same way mother could not take care

for the whole part of our life, so she had given brothers.

Thanks for being my brother.

Holi is colourful,

Deewali is lightful and brightful,

Rakhi has made our relationship POWERFUL…

Sky is blue, feel this hue,

my love is for you Bhaiya, always true.

Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan

We gain and lose things everyday.

But trust me on one thing.

You will never lose me.

I will always be here.

You know that you are the most precious stone in the collection of my secret treasure, Wishing you very very Happy Rakhi.

“Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship.”

“Sisters share the scent and smells… the feel of a common childhood.”

Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.

Sky is blue, feel this hue,my love is for you Bhaiya…always true.

Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan

Holi is colourful, Deewali is lightful and brightful,

Rakhi has made our relationship POWERFUL.

We gain and lose things everyday. But trust me on one thing.

You’ll never lose me. I will always be here.

Happy Raksha Bandhan

Your love makes me feel proud. And on this day I want to shout it out loud.

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malyalam onam messages

malyalam onam messages

Snehathinteyum sahodaryathinteyum
oru onam koodi varavayi.
Ellavarkkum enteyum,
oro malayaliyudeyum
snehoshmalamaya onasamsakal.
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May the spirit of Onam remains everywhere
Whatever you do Whatever you think
Whatever you hope in your life
“Wish you a Happy Onam 2010”
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Wishing each one of you a very happy and prosperous Onam. May this year brings you lots and lots of happiness in life and fulfill all your dreams. Happy Onam 2010
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May God bless you and fill your heart with joy & happiness. May the color and lights of Onam fill your home with happiness and joy. Have the most beautiful Onam.
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Happy Onam Wishing each one of you a very happy and prosperous Onam. May this year brings you lots and lots of happiness in life and fulfill all your dreams. Happy Onam 2010
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Memories of moments celebrated together…….
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever…….
Make me Miss You even more this ONAM.
Hope this ONAM brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you…!
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Aishwaryavum,Samriddiyum Niranja nalla nalukal ennum undavatte oppam manassil snehathinte oru onam……….HAPPY ONAM.
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Maveli Nadu vaneedum Kalam
Manusharellarum onnu pole…
Wish you a blessed Onam!
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May this ONAM bring in u the brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever wished for! Happy Onam!
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May the spirit of Onam remains everywhere whatever you do, whatever you think whatever you hope in your life “Wish you a Happy Onam”
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Keraliya thanima thottunarthunna, malayalikalude hrudayathe pookkalam kondu theerkkunna, naavil ruchiyeriya vibhvangalumayi ee ponnonathe varavelkaam. Happy Onam..
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Onathinalla, onathinu sheshavum onathinte ormakkai ee onashamsakal. Happy Onam.
Aishwaryavum, Samriddiyum Niranja nalla nalukal ennum undavatte oppam manassil snehathinte oru onam. HAPPY ONAM!
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Gramathinte nishkalankathayum pazhayakalthinte nanutha ormakalum nammude ellavarudeyum manassilekku oru snehasparsamayi ee Onam kadannuvaratteyenu njan asamsikkunnu.
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Pookkalavum, pooviliyum, onakkodiyum, onasadhyayumayi oru onam koodi. Happy onam wishes from me!
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Wishing each one of you a very happy and prosperous Onam. May this year brings you lots and lots of happiness in life and fulfill all your dreams. Happy Onam 2010
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I wish you a very Happy Onam,
May the God bless you and fill your heart with joy & happiness. May the color and lights of Onam fill your home with happiness and joy. Have the most beautiful Onam.
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May the spirit of Onam remains everywhere whatever you do, whatever you think whatever you hope in your life “Wish you a Happy Onam”
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O–ORumayude
N–Nanmayude
A–AGhoshangalude
M–Malayaliyude


Onam Varavayi !!!
HAPPY ONAM!
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Memories of moments celebratd together.
Moments dat have been attached in my heart, 4ever.
Make me Miss U even more dis ONAM.
Hope dis ONAM brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness 4 U!
HAPPY ONAM
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May the spirit of Onam remains everywhere Whatever you do Whatever you think Whatever you hope in your life “Wish you a Happy Onam”





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